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CONGRESS - Must be great to be able to vote on your own salary and tax rate.


TAGS: conservatives scared of antichrist obama
Rating: 3.08/5

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jsorocki - November 8, 2012, 9:58 am
I find your lack of creativity suspicious. Also, the spelling of your name.
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
I find your lack of coffee in the morning suspicious.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
...only to have to turn around and go back to the trailer park in Tennesee, or whatever.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
Well once they get here, we're going to have to explain to them that we already have a succesful socialized healthcare system, and we allow g** marriage, and all that stuff they hate. I just don't want them wasting all that gas money coming here...
Bull - November 7, 2012, 1:49 pm
I find your grasp of sarcasm lacking.
jsorocki - November 7, 2012, 8:35 am
I find your lack of intelligence appalling.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:54 am
They are cleaning up the remains on the sidewalk outside his two story bedroom window... funny, though, not much brain matter to clean up
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 12:50 am
Simultaneous aneurysms? If so, why the hell wasn't Battaile affected? Oh, and Crankyhead: my condolences, them Teabaggers will take a while to realize their mistake, but who knows: they might be able to find Canada anyway.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:43 am
Notice, Cranky, how much quieter and cleaner it is in here after an Obama victory? WTFO, arnnatz, groucho, Vbunchalies, Jdolt.... we hardly knew ya? hahaha
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:34 am
Please don't.

DEMOTIVATING AMERICA - bit by bit, day by day, dream by dream, its called Liberal Nirvana!

DR. CONSERVATIVE - Bringing truths to the people.

FISHING - conservatives teach you how to fish liberals take your fish and give it to someone unwilling to fish

How Conservatives in America see President Obama -

TAGS: obama racism conservatives bias demotivational
Rating: 3.41/5

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fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 11:15 am
/apparently too 'h o t' for the word filter..lol
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 11:15 am
On the h** list. Heck yeah! X-D
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 8:10 am
Research shows that, if you are afraid of spiders, you're more likely to find one in your own bedroom
fckoffmooooooo - June 6, 2014, 1:02 am
A link to a racist article full of lies posted by a racist liar.. Color me surprised
fckoffmooooooo - June 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Talking about your mother now, racebaiter.. Does she spit or s******?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:43 am

So, So easy. How can you possibly call me a racist?
fckoffmoooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:38 am
You're too easy mooo.. Grab your knee pads, race-baiter.. You need them.. spending all that time on your knees with your racist buddies..
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 12:13 am
/a***yzed = a n a l y z e d (really? "Nal" is considered a 'bad' word? Now that f***ing funny)
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 12:12 am
Anyhow..lol..for anyone interested,Im posting a link to a great article about "race in code" as a***yzed by a review of a famous documentary in hindsight,"2016:Obama's America" http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/08/30/what-an-obama-bashing-doc-says-about-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:01 am

Really? You're making this too easy.
guest31 - June 5, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'd have a difficult time posting lies too. Much less calling others racists.. unless they were the authors of crap like this
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:36 pm
No worries. :-) I struggled with it too, tell you the truth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:30 pm

The reality here is, I had a hard time deciding whether or not to approve this poster. Faux, you're right on the line of what I consider acceptable with this one. Don't push it any further.
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:25 pm
And just so you know, Fox...I'm actually sad to hear that you are getting ready to leave us,sincerely. :-( Sorry to hear about your injury... :-/ ... hope you're doing better.If I was there I'd buy you a bottle of the good stuff.Be safe when you return,k?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:24 pm

Goodbye Groucho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:23 pm

Don't taunt him.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:23 pm
Glad to see you approve of this moron's racist poster that he subscribes to us.. Your every bit of the impotent moderator I knew you could be. Now if that's too strong for you mooo.. Perhaps you need to change your tampon... Have a nice day, racist
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:22 pm
Hmmmm, Groucho...you called me a "Moron" and then an "Idiot". Two personal attacks for the price of one? X-D Here...have another tissue...didn't realize how badly you needed it until now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:21 pm

I'm going to let you have that one...but JUST that one.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:20 pm
Or why not just admit you're a complete idiot with no defense with the president... What's running for now that he has to continually campaign vs lead..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:20 pm

Insults like "moron" and "idiot" against other members will not be tolerated. keep it up and you'll be banned. (you've had your first 2 strikes)
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:19 pm
No...they are all warriors...even those cowardly men who attacked their former comrade for political gain. And despite that, I would still buy any of those men a couple of rounds..because all men who serve are warriors, even if they screw up later in life
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
Or light skinned with no negro dialect...
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
No, faux. You are going to face facts. You created a poster depicting Obama in a way that Democrats actually see Obama. Then tried to blame your own bigotry on Republicans.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
Why didn't you make him clean and articulate?
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
You do what you want moron... You made the racist poster... As for Kerry you're an idiot too
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm
So, faux, according to you, the ONLY warrior in the swift boat community was John Kerry... because that is what the Democrst narrative says...And anyone who thinks differently is part of the lunatic fringe. The Democrst narrative. Interesting world
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm
I'm going to look the other way and pretend you didn't just refer to "slavery as a failed experiment" and that what you really meant was something here ENTIRELY different. Care to clarify? :-/
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:12 pm
"Face it, the experiment to use a black man to enslave has failed"...WTF? Uh, this is when I normally say, can I have a hit of whatever your smoking??? Must be good stuff :-)
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:11 pm
Why should I do that Groucho, when you do enough of that for all of us combined? X-D Tissue?
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Ah, the specter of the real problem lifts its ugly head: liberal Democrats attempting to blame their blatant racism and bigotry on the party that fought to free slaves and pass civil rights. Face it, the experiment to use a black man to enslave has failed
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Whateva...No....I didn't call "you a terrorist." You and I both know that. That's a straight up stupid question. You did, however, call me "a liberal".....again. I did make fun of your "us against them" logic. By your logic, you are making fun of yourself
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:07 pm
Does yo masta and Miss Hillary tahk funny when thea audience is different too? You really show your stupidity and racism here...
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:07 pm
P.S. Nobody in the Pentagon is calling swift boaters REAL warriors. In fact, they have been denounced by the majority of respected mainstream conservatives and veterans everywhere. Only the lunatic fringe, a small minority, thinks them as "warriors"...
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:05 pm
And faux. Did you actually call mr a terrorist? I have spent the last few months recovering from a leg injury so that I can return to duty overseas. I have done that. So, yes, I guess to people like you I am a terrorist
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:05 pm
Attacking GOP politicians isn't the same thing as an endorsement of the left. Nor is it praising liberals. Nothing in this poster says, "OBAMA ROCKS! HE'S AWESOME!!" Ah, the specter of the real problem lifts its ugly head: partisan politics & divisiveness
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:02 pm
The Democrat narrative says he is a war hero. The real warriors who were there say otherwise. I am not refuting the poster. I am endorsing it as how folks like you actually see Obama. Or did a conservative Republican make this pister, hmmmm?
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
There you go again... so instead of attacking the poster, you attack (full of rage) the author. Can't refute the poster so go after the source, eh? According to your logic, Fox, then attacking Kerry (who is a war hero) makes you, what? A terrorist? lol
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
There you go again... so instead of attacking the poster, you attack (full of rage) the author. Can't refute the poster so go after the source, eh? According to your logic, Fox, then attacking Kerry (who is a war hero) makes you, what? A terrorist? lol
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 10:49 pm
Since a liberal, not a conservative, made this poster, this is obviously how liberals see Obama.
Bandit5906 - June 5, 2014, 10:32 pm
The Democrap Party: Founders of the KKK!
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:30 pm
The Democrat Party everybody.... Nothing like lynching a black man then blaming others

INTERNET LIBERALS - Please show our internet liberal haters some respect. They only lash out at you because they know you are better than them.

TAGS: great being right and conservative
Rating: 4.43/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:37 am
Now I can relate. A keeper. Putting this on my wall as a reminder to, Just say NO


GEORGE H.W. BUSH - Read my lips: No new taxes... psyche!

MITT PUTS THE WONK IN WONKA - The everlasting jobstopper!

YOU'RE FULL OF 'MITT ', ROMNEY ! - This November, we'll be up to our ears in bullmitt.

REPUBLICAN SUICIDE - It makes no sense that Henry Hamilton of Key West, Florida, committed suicide just because of Obama's re-election.

TAGS: conservative republican suicide obama election
Rating: 1.8/5

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Cannabal - April 14, 2015, 4:05 pm
That he was.
RonaldReagan - April 12, 2015, 10:55 pm

IDIOCRACY - It's closer than you think.

THIS IS SPARTA - When GrouchoMarxist asked if Leonidas spit or swallow, he answered with a gigantic kick in the balls.

BENITO MUSSOLINI - "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power."

CONSERVATIVES AND LIBERALS - They're All full of Shit !

ENVY - He's handsome, wealthy, successful, a family man. It's not difficult to understand why liberals hate Mitt Romney so much.


CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - Exercising 2nd Amendment Rights at their monthly NRA Ladies Auxiliary meeting. (Women + Guns = Sexy)

HERMAN CAIN - Black conservative and not ashamed.

CLASS WARFARE CONSERVATIVE STYLE - The worker making $7.25 an hour is paid too much. While the CEO making millions a year is paying way too much in Taxes.

LIBERAL TOLERANCE - How DARE you have a view not coinciding with ours, you racist/bigot/fascist/insert nom du jour here.

HEY LIBERALS - how else may I piss you off today


THE HYPOCRITIC OATH - Millionaire governor Rick Scott fights health care for all Americans but pays only $800 a year for his own government-supplied health care.

FAIRNESS? - That sounds like socialism!

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD - I now want to marry him and have his babies.

TAGS: dosxx foxbashing stupid conservatives
Rating: 1.86/5

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JGalt - November 6, 2012, 6:50 am
Truth bothers you that much, eh?

ZOMBIE REAGAN - Still more conservative than the GOP...I'd vote for him.

LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT - The economic system we used to become the richest, most powerful, most pampered nation on the planet - And you're telling us it doesn't work???

THE OBAMAS FEEL YOUR PAIN - Lavish vacation, his and hers private jets, all on your dime. Yes, they feel your pain.

PROHIBTION - Conservatives and liberals are wrong. Libertarians are right!

GUN CONTROL - Is The Gipper a tyrant for supporting very conservative legislation regulating the sales of firearms?

TAGS: gun control ronald reagan conservative
Rating: 3.4/5

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Cannabal - January 18, 2013, 10:03 am
Worse: they'd call Reagan a LIBRUL!
PapaFox - January 18, 2013, 9:32 am
Today they'd call him a RINO. :(

JOB CREATORS - Where are those jobs? You had your tax cuts for over a decade now!!

TEABAGGERS - They sling the word socialist much like chimpanzees fling their own feces.

Second Amendment -

TAGS: guns jesus violence republican conservative
Rating: 2.33/5

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blesic - September 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
Concisely put.
Bandit5906 - September 21, 2014, 9:02 pm
Of course! What good would a gun be (for defense) if he could not use it responsibly?

CONSERVATIVES - So closed-minded, that nothing sinks in at all, not even the facts.

TAGS: conservative republican teabaggers stupid fascists
Rating: 2.2/5

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Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:46 am
Of course they are, even if managed to grasp the facts, they couldn't do anything about it... admitting they're arguing about the validity of fictional things would just make them look stupid...
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 6:12 am
Facts are the enemy!

WIMP - Karl Rove: "Romney... stop whining." (GOP and Democrats finally agree on something... Romney sucks).

WE'RE COMING... - In November, 2012



PROFIT MOTIVE - Jonas Salk did not care about it.

LIBERTARIANISM - Anarchy for rich people.

DEMOCRACY: REAL AMERICANS VOTE THEIR CONSCIENCE - Blinding voting for your party's candidate and attacking citizens who don't is what communist countries do. REAL Americans vote for whoever they believe in, not who they are told to or coerced into.

THE TEA PARTY - Give us what we want or we'll burn the country down.

Government Proves once again -

FAILED WISCONSIN RECALL EFFORTS - Looks like the 2010 conservative revolution just got its first "thumbs up".

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP - John McCain “Doesn’t Understand” Torture - Rick Santorum

POLITICS OVER ADVANCEMENT - The NAACP refuses to back Kenneth Gladney after he was beaten down and called Nigger because Gladney is a Conservative.




CONSERVATIVES - Proud to be everything liberals can't stand




Private Gomer Pyle Gave his life to Comedy to make fun of wannabe couch commandos everywhere! -

ELITIST SNOBBERY - Wonder why tea party members are under attack these days? Its because politicians on both sides of the aisle realize how close they are to getting fired from their jobs- their perks, their circle of fellow snobs.



THE DOUCHE-SIDE OF THE FORCE - The douche is strong with this one.

Grumpy Cat Hates Faux News -

THE 40-YEAR OLD VERMIN - Looks like Romney helped 'rat out' another phony conservative with his VP choice.

TYPICAL REPUBLITARD LOGIC - With enemies like these, who needs supporters? (Obama leading Romney in the polls thanks to negative supporters driving voters to him)

ROMNEY: COMMUNIST - According to a Fox News Report, Romney made a personal profit based on purchases made by the Chinese government to monitor the lives of its citizens. (Whoever loses in November... Liberals win).

MORON - Republicans sure know one when they see one. And sometimes, they elect one, too.

TAGS: rick perry stupid conservative republican
Rating: 1.5/5

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Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 10:55 am
And yet, I am still cogent enough to type a cogent sentence.
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 10:52 am
I was with you right up until that last part there, because, as Coulter herself has pointed out, Obama is only "half-black."
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:40 pm
But I agree with you tho' about Cannonball. Him & ol' Pops both need to lay off that loco weed & clear the smoke outta their attic's.
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:32 pm
Personally, I think both of these self-serving Parties need to die a grisly death. Neither one's worth a Rats $hit to the people.
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:31 pm
Bush is going on 5 years down the road. Time to man up & get with this program we've got now. A much more demonstrable one given this enemy of the state we have now virtually gets away with murder & believes he can simply by virtue of his being black!
Cannabal - July 3, 2013, 6:37 pm
If only Bush had a teleprompter: he could've sounded, uh, not stupid.
Cannabal - July 3, 2013, 6:36 pm
That's not true: because I still think Rick Perry is woefully retarded.
OTC - July 3, 2013, 5:51 pm
Now Chad, there were plenty of Republicans that were bamboozled and voted for obama, he just got the wrong picture, cannabal probably smokes too much cannabis
ChadAllen - July 3, 2013, 3:32 pm
What? Nothing about the abject idiot & thorough failure Democrats gave us as their candidate for President?? Moron.

JUVENILE DETENTION CENTERS - They are a growth industry. Invest today!

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES - Brain sold separately.


Mia Love -

TAGS: mi love utah war on women black conservative conservative woman
Rating: 4.78/5

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blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:36 pm
She must be a Mormon otherwise she wouldn't have been elected.

Congratulations to Senator Tim Scott -

YOU CAN DRESS UP A TURD - But At The End Of The Day, It's Still A Turd

CITIZENS UNITED - Because money is free speech and our Politicians weren't corrupt enough.

LIBERALS CLAIM SOCIALISM/COMMUNISM IS BIBLICAL - They obviously overlooked commandments #8 & 10. Private property rights are biblical. Socialism/Communism is not.

CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - You don't stand a chance with her dude she's beautiful and smarter than you



Don't blame me for my politics. -

TAGS: tea party conservatives bible homophobia
Rating: 3.4/5

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Zeitguy - July 14, 2014, 10:28 am
The power of the biblical force field.


American Conservatives are Pro-life * -

TAGS: american conservatives pro life trayon martin
Rating: 3.24/5

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fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 6:02 pm
Oh, Zeity, you had me at "score." :-)
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:17 pm
Score one for Emma for the KKK democrat retort.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 5:02 pm
Here's a towel then. Feel better? Now dry off those tears, mate. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 4:37 pm
No thanks, maybe you should just take a cold shower.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
Need a hug?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:57 pm
Funny how you show a democrat (KKK) aiming a pistol at the child. Being a limey, you probably didn't know that the KKK is a product of democrats, did you?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:30 pm
Seriously, though... all satire has a component built into that. In the meanwhile, watch Fruitvale station. Great empathy exercise. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20483133_20687823,00.html
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:27 pm
Like the Stallone movie? X-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_UC2AyhYQk
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 1:25 pm
Kinda going over the top a bit wouldn't you say.

REPUBLICAN WOMEN - The hottest of the group


CONSERVATIVE RE-WRITE - Not so attractive as the original.

TAGS: conservative values
Rating: 2.78/5

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Renza - February 27, 2013, 5:52 pm
There's a pretty clear difference between a satirical presentation of religion being used, and the actual bastardization that politicians like to use, of which the satire is meant to point out.
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 1:49 pm
You wouldn't be the first I've seen do just that. Hell, you wouldn't be the first I've seen even today.
falconfan00 - February 27, 2013, 1:17 pm
C'mon man. Your cold busted doing the very thing you accuse the other side of being wrong about, and there's supposed to be some justification for that? You can use Jesus but I can't? What if i say all my religious posts are protests, can i do it then?
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 12:52 pm
In a protest over the way religion is often mis-used on the right.
falconfan00 - February 27, 2013, 12:32 pm
I believe you Papa and i agree with you. But i will remind you that you used Christ and scripture in this very post for political reasons. You did the very thing you have a problem with the other guy doing, using Jesus to sell your politics.
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 10:16 am
I have no problem with religion, being a believer myself. I DO have a problem with the way it's often abused for political reasons or filling televangelist's pockets.
falconfan00 - February 27, 2013, 10:05 am
Since you appear unaware, please refer to large picture of Jesus along with modified scripture from the Bible to determine who brought up religion. That would be the original poster, not yours truly. To imply I brought it up would be error on your part.
Renza - February 27, 2013, 8:32 am
If people didn't bring up religion, they probably wouldn't get related responses, often how things work. Anyone's welcome to state their opinion, it may just be responded to with facts.
falconfan00 - February 26, 2013, 4:21 pm
Nice jab at the Christian. It must be great to know you can be as inconsiderate as you like to someone knowing that if they return the favor, you can point at them and call them hypocrits for coming down to your level. Stay classy Ren.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:17 pm
An imaginary figure can't save a country, fyi. You may also wish to consider broadening your views of government and charity. Just because helping the poor isn't their sole purpose doesn't mean they don't do it.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 3:33 pm
If you prefer to remain ignorant of our country's history, knock yourself out.
falconfan00 - February 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
So the government, by your definition, is a charity?? And charities have armies? Conduct foreign policy? Run agencies like the CIA and FBI? Build interstates? Run prisons? Or, most importantly, force donations under penalty of law?? Wow dude.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 2:54 pm
Wrong. The US Government has been helping the poor since the country was formed. http://www.welfareinfo.org/history/
falconfan00 - February 26, 2013, 2:48 pm
Government is not a charitable institution, no matter how hard you try to make it so. At its best it is inefficient, and at its worst it is the prime example for corruption and greed. If government equaled charity, Christ would have come to save Rome.


FASCISTS - Sound eerily like Teabaggers.

AND THE ANSWER IS...... - Zero!

Calling Obama a Muslim after he spent his entire life being a devout Christian makes about as much sense as saying Jesus was... -

TAGS: jesus democrat republican demotivational obama
Rating: 2.2/5

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foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 4:08 pm
The church in Europe, wh o funded popular artists, did not want to see an "arabic looking" Jesus. So most western images of Christ had physical features two continents away from where Christ was actually born.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 4:04 pm
I actually like this picture of Christ. In the part of the world where Christ was from, his complexion would have been far darker than what the western world was used to seeing.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 2:24 pm
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2014, 12:50 pm
What did you expect?
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 1:44 am
Obama is a devout Christian!!!!- Democrat Party narrative, anyone?

Both sides are just as stupid as each other. The one thing that conservatards and libtards can agree upon, but are too dense to see it. That's why they are the same bad thing and don't see the irony. -

TAGS: conservatards libtards
Rating: 2.14/5

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EmmaRoydes - August 17, 2014, 2:59 pm
As I said, cth... the site isn't about you, just take the ego down a notch or two and the site gets easier for you to stomach without getting indigestion or continue as is, that's your issue to resolve, not mine. Have a wonderful day.
EmmaRoydes - August 17, 2014, 2:57 pm
Most definitely moo, the unnamed shall remain unnamed henceforth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2014, 2:48 pm

Emma, I don't know if you got the memo. But I have asked that "he who shall not be named" not be name anymore. Thank you in advance for not bringing him up anymore.
CthulthuDownUnder - August 17, 2014, 2:46 pm
when a person known for talking smack decides to talk smack,you cant expect someone NOT to respond.you do realise thats not how arguing works,right? if you dont want this site to be about me,then dont make it about me with your insecurity. PROBLEM SOLVED
CthulthuDownUnder - August 17, 2014, 2:41 pm
who you kidding?add liar to your resume.typical. POINT: i made a poster you dont like, you passively aggressively attack; a habit you're apparently in with many. when you finally wake up TO YOURSELF you will figure it out; regarding "ego": your projecting
EmmaRoydes - August 17, 2014, 2:11 pm
Nobody called you vbbataile. I was nudging vicky (who I a**ume is still reading posts on this site), not you. Take the ego down a notch, this site isn't all about you.
CthulthuDownUnder - August 17, 2014, 1:43 pm
Had gotten your message. Thank you :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2014, 5:49 am

Check your inbox.
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 9:54 pm
to the rest of you: notice how I try to stay clear of these comment pages. don't like my posters? give it a 1 point OR attack the poster,not me. or dont look at them.PROBLEM SOLVED.but don't attack me and expect me NOT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT. cowards..
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 9:15 pm
did I wander into conservapedia by accident???? if you want to attack my poster. go for it. calling me a troll because I made a poster? why don't you wake up to yourself. if this place is a conservatroll country club, someone tell me and I'll leave now
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 8:55 pm
someone calls me "Vbattaile".you say nothing. conservatrolls endlessly harass and attack me.the most you say is "cut it out." I suddenly speak up for myself after I've been called names and you threaten to give me a few days off? do it then. you're a joke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 16, 2014, 8:45 pm

Did I not make myself clear earlier? Cut out the name calling or I'll give you a few days off to reread the rules.
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 8:38 pm
you're like the loser school bully who picks on the r etarded kids, why can't you go to reddit or somewhere else you can have a circlejerk with other closed minded tools who agree with you on everything? at least be witty. viciousness doesn't equal humor
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 8:36 pm
I havent seen you express a single opinion of your own,all i have seen you do is attack others for expressing theirs. you take no interest in discussion, and the main thing you do here is aggressively attack and suppress opinions which differ from yours
CthulthuDownUnder - August 16, 2014, 8:35 pm
why is it that every time i read one of your posts, i get the impression that you're nothing but a giant ball of hate and passive aggression? seriously,what the f*** happened to you that has made you this bitter and obnoxious?
EmmaRoydes - August 16, 2014, 8:13 pm
It's even funnier when he uses democrats (westboro) incorrectly to attack conservatives. Why, I think he just b1tch slapped himself.
Cyberhagen - August 16, 2014, 7:33 pm
Did he just seriously compare the Westboro Baptists losers to all conservatives? This is just poor trolling at this point. Iv'e seen better trolls under bridges.
foxrecon19d - August 15, 2014, 11:51 pm
Funny isn't it? When a left-wing liberal cannot defend his own position, all of a sudden he says BOTH liberals AND conservatives are stupid... Then the left-wing liberal claims not be a left-wing liberal. Watch and learn...
foxrecon19d - August 15, 2014, 11:48 pm
***snicker***heh..heh...heh...ha...ha...ha... AHH!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Ladies and gentleman! Let's give a standing ovation to the left-wing liberal who just presented the VERY BEST EVIDENCE that liberals can produce supporting Global Warming! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP

WHITE NATIONALISM - The true foundation of Nazism. And at the current time, it is also the key demographic of the Republican Party.

TAGS: conservative republican nazi fascist party
Rating: 2/5

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Cannabal - November 15, 2012, 2:20 pm
Yeah, U.S. ain't made much progress in terms of race relations.
arnnatz - November 15, 2012, 9:49 am
By the same token, obama received 93% of the black vote.
Cannabal - November 15, 2012, 8:39 am
Yes, but it's gonna be hard to do that when the GOP received 88% of the white vote. And let's not forget that the previous ticket was was also two very white guys.
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 7:57 am
Scary but true. The Republican Party needs to steer away from the loons and get back to representing the rest of America.

Joni Ernst -

TAGS: conservative republican senate women feminism
Rating: 1.93/5

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blesic - November 12, 2014, 12:10 pm
That's right. Both global climate change and religion have been accepted as fact.
jonny5 - November 12, 2014, 9:59 am
The argument that consensus confirms "man made global climate change" proves your point. Conversely religion's been around for centuries, so by the same logic as fewer and fewer believe that proves that it never was a myth and therefore must be 100% true
blesic - November 11, 2014, 11:55 am
If a myth endures long enough, it becomes accepted as fact.
jonny5 - November 10, 2014, 9:38 am
and the myth of liberal tolerance rolls on...
blesic - November 9, 2014, 3:19 pm
Yes, ban him! Definitely ban Johnny.
jonny5 - November 9, 2014, 11:31 am
blesic stands for "Believes Liberalism Enthusiastically Stereotypical Insensitive Caveman" If a Rep had written this they'd be tagged ***ist and the those on the left would call for their being banned.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 8:56 pm
Thank you.
Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 7:28 pm
blesic, you're all right.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 4:27 pm
At least I'm not a conservative buffoon. That's the lowest form of animal life in the country.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 4:27 pm
At least I'm not a conservative buffoon. That's the lowest form of animal life in the country.
diehard - November 8, 2014, 1:07 am
get a grip, get a life..wake up and welcome to 2014....what a buffoon
blesic - November 8, 2014, 12:14 am
Certainly not! This is 1961. Isn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2014, 7:18 pm

"know their place" Are you stuck in the 1950's?
blesic - November 7, 2014, 2:05 pm
They should have income equality as long as they know their place.
diehard - November 7, 2014, 5:27 am
Still better than liberal douches who fail at both jobs
OTC - November 7, 2014, 2:15 am
Guess Hillary Clinton should stay out of the political race in 2016 with all these attacks on women by the left, cause y'know, war on women and all
OTC - November 7, 2014, 2:11 am
And here I was believing liberals wanted income equality and equal rights for women
blesic - November 7, 2014, 12:21 am
If she's in the national guard, it must be KP duty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2014, 10:05 pm

Well put.
Olympusmanager - November 6, 2014, 9:54 pm
You know that you're talking about a Lt. Colonel in the National Guard, right? Why don't you enlighten the rest of us as to YOUR accomplishments, as soon as YOU finish the dishes. What a DERP!

MODERN REPUBLICAN - "It's COMMUNIST because I said so! (Even though I don't know what that word really means......)

Fear -

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blesic - December 7, 2014, 10:24 pm
Shame on you and the conservatives who hide behind guns and outdated laws like cowards.
Zeitguy - December 7, 2014, 7:38 pm
You sound as if you live in a country that does not have a constitutional amendment that gives you the" right to bear arms". If so then good luck, if not then shame on you.
posterman - November 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
And your interpretation of a liberaldefending themselves with a cell phone; waiting minutes on 911 when second count?

WHAT A MITTHEAD - Sometimes 'Mitt' happens.


VOTE CONSERVATIVE - Because you don't want HIM picking leaders, do you?

J. P. MORGAN - Has confused Popeye

ANGRY PROTESTERS - Angry conservatives fly the flag and denounce the President. Angry proggs deface the flag and denounce America.


ECONOMICS EXPLAINED: - Pizza clarifies everything.

REP. ALLEN WEST - "I think that when you look at what a community organizer is turning out to be, it does seem to be like a low-level socialist agitator" Thank you for your courage, honesty and service, sir.